Amen, amen I say to you:  He that entereth not by the door of government redistribution into the sheepfold, but climbeth up the way of self-reliance, the same is a thief and a robber. But he that entereth in by the door of the Democratic party is the shepherd of the sheep of minorities. To […]

And Barack, passing by, saw a man who was blind from his birth.  And his disciples in the MSM asked him:  Constitutional scholar, who hath sinned, this man, or his parents, that he should be born blind? Barack answered: This man hath not sinned, unless he voted Republican; but that the works of the Federal […]

And Barack went unto Camp David. And the RINOs and other Republicans bring unto him a woman taken in adultery; and they set her in the midst. And said to him: Master of the Constitution, this woman was even now taken in adultery. Now many red states which we represent have laws against such a […]

After these things Barack walked in Virginia, for he would not walk in California for the taxes were too high.  Though the fault lieth with the Republicans.  Now the socialist feast of Kwanzaa was at hand. And his disciples in the MSM said:  Pass from hence and go into Chicago; that thy disciples also may […]

  After these things Barack went over the Pacific Ocean to Catalina Island. And a great multitude followed him, because they saw the miracles which he did on the Hollywood Syphilitics.   Barack therefore went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples in the MSM. When Barack therefore had lifted up […]

After these things was the Oscars festival and Barack went up to Hollywood. Now there is at Hollywood a theater called the Dolby. In the Dolby lay a great multitude of Hollywood elite waiting for the envelope to be opened. And there was a certain man there, Bruce Dern, who had never won an Oscar. […]

Barack left Martha’s Vineyard and went again into Hollywood.  And he was of necessity to pass through the San Fernando valley.  He cometh therefore to a city of Palm Springs. Now wearied from his journey, Barack sat thus by a well.  There cometh a woman to draw water.  Barack saith to her: Did you build […]

And there was a man of the Republicans, named John McCain, a ruler of the RINOs This man came to Barack by night, and said to him:  Mr. President, we know that thou art come a teacher for redistribution; for no man can do these signs which thou dost unless the spirit of socialism be […]

And the third day there was a marriage in Georgetown and the mother of Barack was there. And Barack was also invited, and his disciples in the Mainstream Media, to the marriage. And the wine failing the mother of Barack saith to him: They have no wine. And Barack saith to her: Woman, what is […]

In the beginning was Barack Obama, and Barack Obama was about wealth redistribution, and wealth redistribution was with the Democratic party. And all things were with wealth redistribution: and without wealth distribution was made nothing that was made. In Barack Obama was socialism, and socialism was the light of men. And socialism shineth in darkness, and […]