With the release of Batman vs Superman a week away,  yet another scene that will not be in the final version has been leaked online.  We at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ now present this fascinating deleted scene and once again call upon the producers to include it in the released version. The scene:  A […]

International criminal organization Spectre (Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) announced at its annual meeting that they will be expanding and going public. “The old days when we were the only criminal organization in the game are long over” said Spectre’s Chief Operating Officer, Ernst Stavros Blofeld (pictured here in a file […]

Last week I gave my readers an exclusive sneak peak at a deleted scene from the upcoming Batman vs Superman movie. The post was such a success I have decided to follow it up with yet another deleted scene.  Enjoy and pass the popcorn. The scene: A busy Gotham laundromat late at night.  Batman is […]

Darth Vader has told friends that he is leaving Tinder. “Tinder was my last hope of finding someone” said the mutilated Sith Lord. I’ve tried them all.  Match, eHarmony. No luck. I even joined a rock band in hopes of meeting chicks. Nothing. Then again, I was the keyboardist so that might have something to […]

Famous man with penis Caitlyn Jenner has been named the face of MAC Cosmetics. “When I first decided to become a woman I dreamed of a moment like this” said Caitlyn. Being a cosmetics spokesman is something all women do. I am a woman now. I am all woman.  Well, except for my penis but […]

Popular television personality Dora the Explorer, known for her travels and adventures, has come under fire after reports surfaced that she is actually an actor. “This is quite shocking” said a television executive. Dora is quite a popular show with children. My children watch it and enjoy participating in her adventures and helping her solve problems […]

As most people know, the new Warner Brothers movie Batman vs. Superman is scheduled for release on March 16. As is the case with most movies some scenes are filmed yet cut from the final version. I was lucky enough to view the director’s cut including this deleted scene which I now present for my […]

An M & M was found unconscious in the park, his lower torso eaten off and his yellow shell cracked. “This was the most brutal act of violent crime I have ever seen” said a detective at the scene. It wasn’t just a mugging.  It wasn’t just a sexual assault. It was brutal. I almost […]

With the Oscars less than a week away it is my pleasure to interview the noted actor, singer, producer and humanitarian Will Smith. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Smith.  Let me just say it is a pleasure to interview you. WS: What did you mean by that?  Are you disrespecting me? MI: No.  I just mean it’s a […]