Hey, watch the Batmobile! Do you know how expensive spare parts are?

With the release of Batman vs Superman a week away,  yet another scene that will not be in the final version has been leaked online.  We at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ now present this fascinating deleted scene and once again call upon the producers to include it in the released version.

The scene:  A highway near Gotham.  Batman, driving the Batmobile, notices flashing lights behind him and pulls over.

Batman: Dammit. What does the GPD want now?

Gotham Police Officer: License and registration please.

Batman: Officer I don’t have time for this. 

Gotham Police Officer: I said license and registration.

Batman: Officer do you know who I am?  I’m Batman!

Gotham Police Officer:  Look I don’t care if you’re the Prince of Wales.  License and registration.

Batman: I’m on my way to stop a crime from being committed.  Do we have to do this?

Gotham Police Officer: Yeah, well I stop crime from being committed as well.  Oh look at that!

[The policeman smashes a tail light on the Batmobile]

Gotham Police Officer: Oh look at that.  A busted tail light!

Batman: What the hell you psycho! 

Gotham Police Officer: Giving me lip?  Giving me lip?  Step out of the car cape boy!  I’m getting my sergeant!

[Superman, dressed as a Gotham police officer, arrives]

Superman: What’s the problem officer?

Gotham Police Officer: Sarge, this perp is giving me lip, refuses to hand over his license and registration and won’t step out of the car.

Superman: Oh yeah?  Think you’re better than us, cape boy?

[Superman hits Batman over the head with his night stick]

Batman: Ow.  Superman what are you doing?

Superman: Superman? I don’t know what you are talking about.  I work for the GPD. What’s that you’re wearing?

Batman: It’s my utility belt.

Superman: An assault utility belt?  I hope you have a license for that?

Batman: What?  Don’t be ridiculous!

Superman: That does it. Pop the trunk!  Pop the f*cking trunk!

Batman: Look Superman I’m not popping the trunk!

Superman: For the last time I work for the GPD. Step out of the car now!

[Batman steps out of the car]

Gotham Police Officer:  You want me to taser him, sarge?

Superman: Yeah, right in the groin!

[The GPD officer tasers Batman in his groin]

Batman: Oh my area!  My area!

[Batman falls to the ground]

Superman:  I think cape boy here needs a beating.

Gotham Police Officer:  Good idea sarge!

[The two of them proceed to beat Batman with their night sticks]

Batman: Stop!  For the love of Catwoman stop!

[They stop beating Batman]

Superman: Now clean yourself up and stay out of Gotham, cape boy. 

Gotham Police Officer: Yeah, we don’t like your kind around here.

Batman: I shall have my revenge!

[Superman shoots out the tires on the Batmobile and then sets it on fire with his laser vision]

Batman: The Batmobile!  No!

Superman: This is your final warning. Get out of town!

Gotham Police Officer: What he said!

Once again, a compelling and dramatic scene that I wish had been left in the final cut.

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