In a controversial move destined to upset purists, the Justice League voted today to adopt several rule changes. “I’m not sold on these rule changes either” said Justice League CEO Batman who is totally not Bruce Wayne. But times change. People nowadays don’t have the patience they used to. […]

        What started with the Harvey Weinstein expose has mushroomed into an industry-wide crisis as it was announced today that every studio had shut down production on every product due to the fact that all their actors were in sex rehab. “I’ve never seen anything like this before” said one studio executive. We […]

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I am interviewing a figure much in the news lately: two-time Academy award winning actor, producer, director, writer, singer and former artistic director of the Old Vic in London, Kevin Spacey. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Spacey. KS: May I rest my hand upon your penis? Because doing […]

            In a stunning blow to Cosplay participants everywhere Godzilla has asked that people refrain from using his image this Halloween. “Just stop it. Will you?  Just stop dressing as me” said Godzilla in a statement released through his agent. I’m pretty easy going. I’m not like a lot of Hollywood […]

            Using my connections in show biz meth dealers I was able to obtain a copy of The Hollywood Producer’s Handbook. This handbook, used widely by powerful men in Hollywood, is the go-to book for producers. I have reprinted a particularly relevant chapter on avoiding sexual assault allegations. What Constitutes So-Called Sexual […]

                  Superhero He Man today issued a mea culpa to his friends, fans and enemies where he expressed “remorse and regret” for his physical appearance and actions. “I realize now that my look, my name and my actions represent a history of patriarchal oppression” said the contrite […]

              With the downfall of Harvey Weinstein still fresh, it has been learned that a major studio in Hollywood is preparing a biography of Weinstein. “We have to strike when the actress is hot as we like to say” said a famous producer. The story has everything: Name recognition. Power. Glamour. […]

            Hollywood’s burgeoning sex scandal involving Harvey Weinstein has enmeshed another celebrity as Matt Damon went gone on record saying that Ben Affleck “groped me and has engaged in inappropriate behavior” going back two decades. “I was young and wanted a film career” said Damon. I knew Ben casually from around […]

            From time to time at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I turn my pages over to a guest columnist. I am honored to have Hollywood heavyweight Harvey Weinstein who will talk about proper etiquette when flirting with the ladies, a subject I know many of us want to […]

                    Eve shocked many in the Garden of Eden today when she accused her domestic partner, Adam, of inappropriate conduct. “First he asked me to his hotel room” she said. I shouldn’t have gone up but hey, I was young and naive. So he greets me […]