Batman and Robin, famous masked crime fighters whose true identity remains unknown, have just finished a redesign of their office commonly known as the “Bat Cave.” “I wanted an open floor concept” said Robin. We spend a lot of our time down in the Bat Cave. It’s cramped […]

                    Porky Pig has been dropped by the Creative Artists Agency (CAA) after allegations of serial sexual harassment and outright assault against the venerable pig. “He assaulted me. He sexualized me. He raped me!” claims one actress. I was new in Hollywood and looking for work. Someone […]

              Controversial law and order sheriff Ricochet Rabbit of the town of Hoop ‘n’ Holler has been accused of using his office improperly and showing a clear pattern of bias against peoples of color. “The other day I was leaving my office and Ricochet approached me” said the head […]

                    Foghorn Leghorn, a large white adult leghorn rooster, has finally met his fate after years of strutting his stuff like he owned the world. “Let’s just say Foghorn got what he deserved” said George P. Dog. He was always riding me about something. Foghorn Leghorn […]

                      C-3PO, a protocol droid built by Anakin Skywalker has been accused of sexual harassment by several women in the Rebel Alliance. “I was taking a shower after a long day of killing Stormtrooper scum” said one Alliance fighter who wishes to remain anonymous. When […]

                    Local anthropomorphic animal Peter Rabbit is dead. “My daughter wanted a pet to replace the cat we gave back to the shelter” said the little girl’s father. Yeah I know what you’re saying. Why did I return the cat? It kept peeing all over the […]

                Snow White filed a lawsuit against the seven dwarfs from the woods, accusing them of “White male gazing” and engaging in lewd conduct including touching and self-pleasuring upon her sleeping body. “I was asleep for one year. I can only imagine what those dwarfs did to my young, […]

              Today at the journalistic juggernaut that is taking the world by storm known as Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a brain dead, coked up, anorexic, over the hill Hollywood actress who will rent you her mouth for a job . Now I realize by using […]

                Local resident Charlie Brown was missing from school today. So was his teacher. It turns out they had eloped together. “This town is going to hell” said one distraught adult. I mean what the hell is wrong with the parents? Is there something in the water? We […]

              Lieutenant commander Spock, Second Officer on the USS Enterprise was suspended from active duty after a “credible” claim of sexual misconduct was filed against him. If true the charges could end the career of the once-promising Vulcan officer. Even if proved not true it will be a permanent […]