With a potential war with Syria still looming, on Tuesday September 10th President Obama addressed the nation.  As a service to my readers I present the president’s speech, unexpurgated and unaltered, just as it was delivered. My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about Syria — why it matters, and where we […]

Good afternoon, everybody.  Ten days ago the world watched in horror as men, women and children were massacred in Syria in the worst chemical attack the world has ever seen.  Well, except for the ones we did. This attack is an assault on human dignity. Like some of Michelle’s dresses. Now after careful deliberation I […]

With the war with Syria potentially days or even hours away we here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel have decided to publish this handy guide explaining the upcoming humanitarian conflict.™ Why are we going to war? The Syrian President, Bashar al-Assad, has been using chemical weapons against his people I’ve heard about that. […]

Since Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize many have wondered how he could top it. “We were worried that he would become Orson Welles” said a White House reporter. What did Welles do after Citizen Kane? Absolutely nothing.  Well, except for sleeping with Rita Hayworth.  Rita’s dead so President Obama can’t sleep with her.  […]

A rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair shocked the civilized world when he donned a mask of the ruler of America, Barack Obama. Like most Americans, we here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel were shocked and distressed that in this day and age such blatant displays of racism and disrespect for our […]

As I have mentioned before on this blog my mission statement is to ensure the proper functioning of this republic by exposing aristocratic privilege where I see it.  And to harass Olivia Wilde. But mostly to expose anti-republican privilege among our elite.  Though if Olivia Wilde were to call me now I’d have to say […]

Famous white black man Barack Obama held one of his many press conferences at the White House Friday afternoon.  We here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel were supposed to attend but due to a scheduling conflict drunk were unable to. Fortunately we were able to obtain a transcript which we present here in […]

Dateline August 7th, 1945.  Ye Olde New Yorke Times We here at Ye Olde New Yorke Times have just received word that our government, in our name, has dropped a new explosive device on the defenseless Japanese City of Hiroshima. How long must this war of aggression continue?  The Japanese are no threat to us. […]

Veteran congressman Charlie Rangel (D-NY) was excused from all congressional activities today after the widespread fallout from his racial slur. Rangel has entered a private treatment facility to get help for his actions, something he and congress agreed was in his best interest. Rangel’s problems began when he was caught on a video using the […]