Today at Manhattan Infidel™  I have the honor of interviewing none other than Whoopi Goldberg’s lady parts. Specifically her vagina. After being surgically reduced to a quarter inch in length I was inserted into Miss Goldberg’s vagina to begin my interview. MI: Good afternoon, um, what do I call you? […]

                New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) visited the Mexican border to draw attention to the plight of immigrants. “I’ve come to this migrant camp on the Mexican border because I heard that children were being separated from their parents” said the famous […]

                Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Peter Fonda, of the legendary Fonda acting clan. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Fonda. PF: F*ck you! MI:Um, what? PF: I’m sorry. I apologize profoundly. MI: Apology accepted. PF: It’s just that I’m under a lot of stress. MI: What from? PF:The Secret Service […]

            Koko the Gorilla, who captivated the world with her grace, wit and charm, has died. “Sadly it is true. We have lost Koko” said an official at the zoo where she was housed in a cage and kept apart from her family. She had been very depressed ever since […]

            It has now been almost a week since the Inspector General released his report on Hillary Clinton’s private email server.  I have spent the time reading and reviewing it and I now summarize the top points for you, my readers reader mom oh come on mom read my blog […]

                    Noted feminist hero and brave icon for women everywhere, Stormy Daniels, was fired from her job at a strip club in Chicago after running afoul of the patriarchy. “All I want to do is have men shove money down my G-string” wept the warrior for […]

            As C*ntGate continues  to draw headlines across the world attention has been focused on the word c*nt itself. Many progressive women have asked what is wrong with being called a c*nt. Specifically they wish to reclaim the word c*nt and bring back its original meaning as a symbol of […]

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing a figure much in the news lately: Late night talk show host and comedienne Samantha Bee. MI: Good afternoon Miss Bee. SB: You’re nothing but a feckless c*nt. MI: Um. What? SB: Feckless. You heard me. You’re an example of fecklessness in a […]

          The formerly Christian Republic of Ireland voted overwhelmingly to legalize abortion within its borders, marking its final descent into madness and irrelevance. “This is a great day for Ireland” said one of the leaders of the movement to repeal the 8th Amendment to the Irish Constitution, outlawing abortion. At last […]

            Closing in on his ultimate target of President Donald Trump and his collusion with Russia during the 2016 campaign, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller today President Trump’s 12-year-old son Barron Trump for money laundering. “We have evidence that Barron Trump has received and continues to receive five dollars each week […]