
F*ck Trump! Rape his son!
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Peter Fonda, of the legendary Fonda acting clan.
MI: Good afternoon Mr. Fonda.
PF: F*ck you!
MI:Um, what?
PF: I’m sorry. I apologize profoundly.
MI: Apology accepted.
PF: It’s just that I’m under a lot of stress.
MI: What from?
PF:The Secret Service man. The freaking Secret Service. It’s a bummer man. It’s a drag. They want to question me. I should just get on my motorcycle and drive across America.
MI: Secret Service? That’s pretty serious. Are you a counterfeiter?
PF: No man, I wouldn’t do anything as serious as that. All I did was say that I wanted to rip Barron Trump from his mother and lock him in a cage with pedophiles. Like that’s a crime or something.
MI: You said what?
PF: I wanted to rip Barron Trump from his mother’s arms and lock him in a cage with pedophiles.
MI: Rip a 12-year-old boy from his mother’s arms –
PF: And lock him in a cage with pedophiles.
[Pause]
MI: I’m just curious. Are you by any chance an idiot?
PF: Come on man. What’s wrong with wanting to rip the son of a monster from his mother’s arms and locking him in a cage with pedophiles. And need I remind you I’m from Hollywood so I know plenty of pedophiles.
MI: I’m sure you do.
[Jane Fonda enters]
I just want to help the Vietcong fight Yankee immperialism!
PF: Hey, it’s my sister, legendary actress Jane Fonda.
JF: You wouldn’t happen to be Vietcong, would you?
MI: Um. No.
JF: Oh that’s too bad. I really want to sleep with a Vietcong. They are so brave fighting American imperialism. Just the thought of the Vietcong makes my pussy wet. Well I’m off then. I have to find an American billionaire to marry and then release a workout video.
[She leaves]
PF: That was my sister, legendary actress Jane Fonda. I’m so proud of her.
[Jada Pinkett Smith enters]
I have a 16-year-old girl’s vagina!
JPS: I couldn’t help but overhear. Did someone say pussy? You know I just had a vaginal rejuvenation procedure and now my pussy is like a 16-year-old girl’s! Menopause and other factors can lead to low estrogen production and bothersome symptoms like vaginal dryness, discomfort, and a loss of elasticity. So you see I had no choice. I had to have vaginal rejuvenation done!
PF: You have a 16-year-old’s vagina? Did you rip it from its mother’s arms and lock it in a cage with pedophiles?
JPS: No but coincidentally that’s the plot of my next movie starring my husband, legendary actor Will Smith and myself, legendary actress Jada Pinkett Smith.
MI: Okay then. I guess I’ll just leave now.
PF: Sure, leave before I rip you from your mother’s arms and lock you in a cage full of pedophiles.
JPS: You’ll never get my 16-year-old vagina!
And so ended my interview with…….what the hell just happened?
(86)
Look, I’m not saying that Peter Fonda’s suffering from ADRENACHROME withdrawal but I’m not saying he isn’t, either.
You know what cures that? Being locked in a cage with pedophiles. I humbly suggest sir Peter Fonda, royalty of America, get locked in said cage.