The long awaited Warren Commission review of the events of President Kennedy’s assassination has finally been released and, as expected, it proves to be controversial. The Commission’s main finding is that President Kennedy could have survived the assassination attempt if only the Republican congress hadn’t  instituted budget cuts to the Secret Service. Page 54 of […]

With the Ebola outbreak and the possibility of Americans dying of this disease, attention has focused on the National Institutes of Health (NIH).  Recently the director of the NIH, Dr. Francis Collins was quoted as saying that a vaccine for Ebola could have been found if not for budget cuts. With this in mind I have […]

The entire world was shocked today by a senseless shooting at Canada’s parliament building in Ottawa.  Reports indicate that one or possibly three or more shooters opened fire and killed a Canadian soldier. Like many in the mainstream media here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we were saddened by another act of gun […]

With the United States on the verge of a possible Ebola outbreak, civil rights leaders gathered in Washington demanding answers. “Why have all the Ebola victims been black?” asked the reverend Al Sharpton. Why didn’t the Ebola outbreak happen in Sweden or Norway?  I’ll tell you why. Ebola hates black people!  Why did the Ebola […]

A white lesbian couple from Ohio is suing a sperm bank for giving them wrong sperm. “I bought their catalog and I ordered no. 380 which would have given me and my partner a blonde-haired blue-eyed child” said the despondent Jennifer Cramblett. Instead after I had been inseminated I was told that a mistake had […]

With the midterm elections weeks away I have decided to publish emails sent from that super creepy stalker:  The Democratic Party. The emails from the DNC started innocently enough. Hi Manhattan Infidel.  I just thought I’d send you this email. I hope your day’s going well.  Hopefully you have air conditioning so you’re not too […]

Award Shows.  Who doesn’t love them? The glamour.  The celebrities.  The red carpet.  The acceptance speeches. We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have searched the world for busty Asian women things that might be of interest to my readers. Perhaps my readers were unaware  that in ISIS controlled territory not only do […]

With the Ebola outbreak in the news we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™  are taking a moment out of our busy schedule to give our readers the latest information from the Centers for Disease Control on how to protect yourself. Q:  What is the Ebola virus? A:  The Ebola virus (or Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever) […]

In another damaging blow to the Secret Service it was announced that bullet holes were found in the windows of the White House and that on another occasion an intruder had jumped the White House fence and gotten farther inside the Executive Mansion than previously reported. After Secret Service Director Julia Pierson was grilled on Capitol Hill […]

The scandal surrounding the assassination of Staten Island Chuck by hulking socialist freak Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) continues to rock the very foundations of our Republic. Here are the facts: On February 2nd, Groundhog Day, as is tradition, the hulking socialist freak Warren Wilhelm Jr. went to the Staten Island Zoo […]