Like most bloggers I have the ability to travel through space and time.  This has many advantages, one of which is I get to report on events that have not yet happened. (Why wait until next December to find out what the year brings?)  Because time travel is like bacon.  Mm.  Bacon.  Bacon bacon bacon […]

Hoping to attract a younger, hipper demographic MSNBC announced that its New Year’s Eve special this year will be “A Very Special New Year’s Eve of Color With Al Sharpton.” Announcer:  Live from New York City it’s Al Sharpton’s New Year’s Eve of Color.  And now your host Al Sharpton. AS:  Thank you announcer.  Where’s the […]

Satan, CEO and CTO of Hell Enterprises has announced a sweeping new technology initiative that will greatly enhance the overall experience of Hell for tormented souls. “As the CEO I have a responsibility to my stockholders” explained Satan. This isn’t your father’s Hell.  It isn’t enough just to torment souls with eternal fire. People expect more […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I’d like to welcome one of the most famous figures of the 20th century.  Lee Harvey Oswald himself. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Oswald. LHO: Hey, how are you doing? MI: I’m doing okay.  I’m sure my readers would like to know what you have been up to for the past 50 years. LHO: Oh you know, […]

Pope Francis declared that heaven is open not only to believers but to animals as well. “Heaven is open to all creatures” declared the popular leader of the world’s Roman Catholics.  “And there they will be vested with the joy and love of God, without limits.” Pope Francis’ declaration that animals go to heaven was […]

Lately rape has dominated the headlines.  It seems everybody is raping everybody in the rape epidemic of 2014. The gang rape at a frathouse at UVA and the brutal rape of America’s sweetheart, Lena Dunham, while she was a student at Oberlin and, of course, Bill Cosby raping everything that wasn’t jello pudding are just […]

Lately on the news there have been lots of stories about “emotional support” animals, which are quite different from service dogs for the blind or those confined to wheelchairs.  Basically an “emotional support” animal can be a dog, pig or even an alpaca that a human needs with him to provide relief from emotional stress. Recently […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to present to you the official daily horoscope.  I’m not sure I totally believe in horoscopes but sometimes they can be accurate.  (Like the time my horoscope told me that the burning wasn’t an eternal flame, to quote the Bangles, but gonorrhea.) Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) You will […]

He’s the world’s hottest celebrity.  He’s in demand across the globe.  His name is on everyone’s lips and he has just arrived in New York City.  Only I have the journalist bona fides to snag an interview. Ladies and gentlemen I now present my exclusive interview with the Ebola virus. MI: Ebola it’s a pleasure to meet […]

As everyone is by now probably aware California, perhaps the most progressive state in the nation, has passed a bill, Senate bill number 967, hoping to stem the tide of rape on college campuses.  Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we have examined the bill in question.  Still confused as to some of […]