The United States is reforming Democratic extremists by showering them with attention, providing therapy and offering arts and crafts classes. At the George Clooney Center for Advice, Counseling and Care off Hollywood Boulevard available seats for painting sessions are gone weeks in advance. A painting by one patient, a former Democratic extremist shows a peaceful, […]

Pope Francis, perhaps the biggest idol in the world today, has announced that he will be issuing an encyclical on global warming climate change due out in the Spring in time for the global warming climate change summit in France. “Our holy father is very progressive” said the Cardinal Secretary of State Pietro Parolin. He […]

The Brian Williams scandal keeps growing larger.  Williams, the anchor for NBC nightly news was caught telling a lie about allegedly having a helicopter he was riding in shot down while in Iraq.  He has since apologized, citing the “fog of memory.” Williams has graciously agreed to be a guest on my blog where he […]

For once the Superbowl lived up to its hype and the winner wasn’t determined until the final half minute. But for those who watched the half time show with Katy Perry a scandal erupted that threatens to bring down the NFL and America with it. During songstress Katy Perry’s show she was surrounded by a shark […]

He won’t sit down for an interview with Fox news.  He won’t meet with the Prime Minister of Israel.  But apparently one thing President Obama will do is meet with Youtube sensation Glozell Green for an intimate interview.  Green is best known for eating cereal from a bathtub.  I had the chance to sit down […]

Following up on my last two posts involving “James Taylor Gate”, the scandal that has weakened us in the eyes of our European allies, I decided to pay a visit to the State Department. What is going on at the State Department? What type of internal culture does it have?  Who in their right mind thought […]

With the new year upon us many readers, confused by the events of the past four months, have asked me to come up with a handy race riot lexicon so that they can better understand what the media is reporting.  And so now, presented for your approval, is the Official Manhattan Infidel Race Riot Lexicon.™ […]

It is a slow news day here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™.  And by slow news day I have decided to spend my time sending photos of my penis on Snapchat rather than look at the papers. But it seems I cannot ignore the outside world. Try as I may my voyeuristic self-pleasuring keeps […]

Lately apologies have been all the rage.  From scientists having to apologize over t shirts to Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting having to apologize for offending feminists it seems everyone wants to apologize.  Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we wish to join the bandwagon. However since at the moment we have nothing to apologize for […]

With the tragic news coming out of Paris that a newspaper had been attacked and dozens killed the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action to cover the story. Doing my duty as a member of the mainstream media I now present this handy template so readers can make sense of these events. Three […]