As everyone who is educated agrees, the western calendar is racist. The segmentation of time into days, hours, minutes and seconds oppresses peoples of color in a way not seen since Desi Arnaz pretended to be Hispanic. Combined with the fact that having only 12 months means we will soon run out of months to […]

The Kardashians, that terrorist group of men-hating destroyers, have struck again. In the wake of Bruce Jenner’s decision to become Caitlyn Jenner, Lamar Odom, former NBA player and estranged wife of Chloe Kardashian, was found naked and unresponsive with “blood and white stuff” coming out of his nose. Source report that Odom checked into the […]

Being a man of learning and sophistication cartoons it is my responsibility to ensure that my readers are as sophisticated drunk and naked as I am.  With that in mind I give you a social studies test.  Because without social studies we’d have to play dodge ball. A person driving a car needs to be […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of giving my readers a short science quiz that will broaden their horizons and help them become better, more enlightened and progressive citizens of the State. Please use a number two pencil. Frozen water is called Fog Ice Steam Proof of the settled science of climate change […]

Last week the New York Times (the paper of the Democratic Party record) ran a piece on how to be a modern man.  The piece was widely mocked.  Do not listen to them.  Only Manhattan Infidel knows how to be a modern man. And that is what I am going to share with my readers. […]

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we do more than expose the news stories the MSM won’t print.  We care about our readers and want them to be better, more informed citizens. Better, more informed citizens who can afford good lawyers when they are discovered in a cheap motel room with a Dominican hooker […]

In the latest embarrassment for the financially strapped Vatican, the Popemobile was ticketed by the NYPD during Pope Francis’ visit to New York City. As part of his visit the Pope was scheduled to give a mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue.  The Popemobile was parked at the corner of 50th and Fifth and […]

Blogging.  Is there a more rewarding occupation for a man who has never known the touch of a woman? But why write? It’s simple really.  It’s a chance to communicate with other people.  And sometimes my medication doesn’t show up on time. But since my medication has arrived I think I’ll take this opportunity to […]

As all my regular readers know, I had a long and passionate imaginary relationship with Olivia Wilde (pictured below.) Oh Olivia.  I will always remember our imaginary nights together.  The imaginary walks along the beach.  The imaginary dinners.  The imaginary gifts.  The imaginary passionate sex.  Yes, it’s your turn to spank me.  I’ve been a […]

Pope Francis made another heroic move to modernize the Catholic church by announcing the streamlining of the annulment process. “Many Catholics still see marriage as a sacred institution” said the Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin. We have a word for Catholics such as this: backward and out of touch.  Fortunately Pope Francis is […]