I care about my readers. I really do. And not just the ones I’ve exchanged nude photos with. So following up on yesterday’s quiz I now present the official Manhattan Infidel Climate Change Quiz. Happy quizzing. What is climate? The amount of rain or snow that falls The weather of a place averaged over a long […]

People read Manhattan Infidel for many reasons.  Some for the satire. Some because their favorite Asian lesbian porn site is blocked by their employer’s firewall and my blog is sloppy seconds.  Some read it because they were told they could buy drugs on this site (Note:  I am still working on that plugin.  Be patient. […]

After its previous 12 members were blown up the NYPD has decided to place the bomb squad in charge of Muslim outreach. “The number one mission of the New York Police Department is to reach out to Muslims and befriend them” said commissioner Bill Bratton. We have many members of the Islamic faith community living […]

Black Lives Matter, the continent-wide civil rights group that has won the sympathy of all the world has decided to open up its ranks to non blacks. “We don’t want the white man to accuse of of not being diverse” said a member of the Black Lives Matter Executive Board. It would be just like […]

We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ pride ourselves on our journalistic integrity. No seriously. Come on why does everybody laugh when we say that? And in keeping with our journalistic integrity we were lucky to arrange an in-person interview with a top al qaeda operative who agreed to answer our questions. He had only […]

As Americans are well aware, the last week has been a trying one for our country. One constant has been the reassuring coverage of the events provided by our mainstream media. In these disordered times I was lucky enough to snag an interview with none other than lead MSNBC correspondent Brian Williams. MI: Good afternoon Mr. […]

Using the powers vested in me as a blogger I traveled to an alternate timeline and visited Washington D.C. on December 8th, 1941 to watch President Roosevelt address a joint session of Congress. This timeline is very progressive and compassionate. Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representative and […]

Fearing the effects of urbanization and a new eight-lane superhighway near his property, Superman has decided to move out of the Fortress of Solitude. “At first I loved the place” said Superman. It was cold, inhospitable and inaccessible. Just like my heart. Plus the tax code for co-ops is different here in the North Pole so […]

With the news that Harriet Tubman will be replacing white male oppressor pig Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill we hear at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ applauded the measure. However it doesn’t go far enough. Our money has too many dead white male oppressors on it. We must diversify our money. Every […]

The special joint House-Senate committee on 9/11 released their final report today. Among its findings they debunked the myth that Islam was responsible for the attack. “Islam is the religion of peace™” said a member of the committee. Instead of blaming Islam we should put the blame right where it belongs: On ourselves and our macho culture […]