Manhattan Infidel Presents: A United States History Quiz

History! White people are the devil!

History! White people are the devil!

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But for those wanting information. Real information. True information I now give you a quiz on United States history. All answers on this test have been verified as progressive and truthy.

Where was Martin Luther King born?

  • Washington, D.C.
  • Boston, Massachusetts
  • Denver Colorado
  • What difference does it make?  No matter where he was born the white man would have oppressed him

The temperance movement tried to

  • Reduce the use of alcoholic beverages
  • Ban the use of alcoholic beverages
  • Radically transform America…..
  • ….And it would have worked but a racist and puritanical America refused to switch from alcohol (a white man’s drug) to marijuana (favored by peoples of color)

What is the fastest growing ethnic group in the United States today?

  • Hispanics
  • Latinos
  • Hispanics and Latinos
  • The white man’s time is up!

After a fight broke out between townspeople and soldiers, several confused soldiers fired into a crowd and killed five colonists. What can we learn from the Boston Massacre?

  • Human nature is fallen
  • Conflict is part of history
  • Even in the 18th century police were shooting innocent civilians
  • #blacklivesmatter

Which Japanese city was the first atomic bomb dropped on?

  • Nagasaki
  • Tokyo
  • Hiroshima
  • Would the racist United States have dropped the bomb on Germany? I doubt it. You see the U.S. wants to kill peoples of color

What was the main factor in creating the Dust bowl?

  • Drought
  • Land misuse
  • Capitalism
  • Global warming – but the Republican president at the time, Herbert Hoover, refused to believe in the settled science of climate change

Colonial legislatures gave only white men who owned property the right to vote, excluding womyn, slaves, homeless, indentureed servants and the poor

  • False
  • True
  • So very very true
  • Isn’t this typical of the white man? Even today they want to disenfranchise peoples of color by asking for I.D. at polling stations. Peoples of color don’t have no damn I.D.!

At what location did Lee surrender to Grant?

  • Jamestown
  • Gettysburg
  • Appomattox Courthouse
  • Who cares? One white oppressor pig surrendering to another white oppressor pig. Move along. Nothing to see

Because general Thomas Jackson stood his ground at the First Battle of Bull Run his troops nicknamed him

  • Steadfast
  • Steadyman
  • Immobile
  • Stonewall – because he was gay

Name the shelter used by several families by some native Americans

  • Igloo
  • Tepee (though Tepee is a racist term)
  • Longhouse
  • It takes a village to raise a child.  The nuclear family exists only among white men of northern European origin

The Bill of Rights was added to the U.S. Constitution to

  • Give more power to the Federal government
  • protect animal rights
  • Give certain rights to individuals. Rights that are outdated
  • Ensure that the white male of northern European origin can continue owning guns but the founding fathers never dreamed of automatic weapons so President Obama should issue an executive order abolishing the second amendment

What was Henry Ford most famous for?

  • Inventing tires for cars
  • Designing the first Corvette race car
  • Inventing the assembly line to mass produce automobiles
  • Oppressing his workers and ordering management goons to beat up strikers

And there you have it readers. True United States history. I hope you did well on the quiz. Oh, and you should be able to buy drugs directly from this site sometime next week.


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