Browsing the blog archives for January, 2013
It has been a banner week here at Manhattan Infidel. On Monday I was named “Favorite Blogger” by the American Society of Shut-ins. On Tuesday I was not arrested by the NYPD (they must be slipping) and on Wednesday I took full advantage of not being arrested by pretending I was a dog and sniffing […]
It has been a rough couple of months for seven time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong. First came the USADA (United States Anti-Doping Agency) report about him in October. Now rumors have leaked out that Mr. Armstrong will admit to cheating. I am pleased and honored that his first interview since admitting his […]
French parolee Jean Valjean was surprised today to receive a facebook friend request from longtime nemesis Parisian inspector Javert. “This came totally out of left field” Valjean told friends. He (Javert) must be part bloodhound or something. Once I left prison I thought I’d never see him again. I mean I have violated my […]
We here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel pride ourselves on one thing: Our ability to make farting noises with our armpits dedication to the truth. And in that spirit of dedication to the truth, from the moment news first broke of the arrest of New York Jets linebacker Bryan Thomas we were all […]
It has happened again. A professional athlete has been questioned by the police in relation to a possible felony. In the interest of justice, in the interest of human dignity, in the interest of fair play, in the interest of the dissemination of public knowledge and always keeping in mind that everyone is innocent until […]
A whale beached itself today in Breezy Point Queens. Concerned citizens first noticed the stranded 60-foot finback whale in the early morning. Emergency services were summoned to the beach and doused it with water while they waited for the high tide to pull it back to sea. Speculation immediately began as to the whale’s motives. […]
As we enter the new year and King Obama’s inauguration gets closer I thought it was time that I gave my readers a few suggestions on what I think might be done to make the United Kingdom of America a better place to live. For make no mistake. The people have spoken. Facism. Dictatorship. […]
A high school in America stunned the world today by not having a mass shooting. As soon as reports filtered in that a man, possibly white, possibly a socially awkward loner, and possible disgruntled over high taxes and the healthcare reform law, was seen in the hallways of the school national and international networks interrupted […]
In what promises to be groundbreaking in the realm of entertainment, the Walt Disney Company has announced that it has bought all rights to the famous “Zapruder Film” of the JFK assassination. “We were looking for a new property” said Chairman Bob Iger. “Time was of the essence and we got tired of waiting […]
Chris Berman: Hello I’m Chris Berman and I’m joined by Suzy Kolber as we bring to you today the best in cliff diving. Suzy Kolber: Thank you Chris. And what an exciting competition we have for our viewers today as our two contenders Harry Reid and John Boehner vie for the title of Cliff […]