Browsing the blog archives for October, 2012
Hello. I shred Barack Obama’s trash. I’m invisible to him, you know? He doesn’t realize the service I provide, you know. If it wasn’t for me shredding his trash there’d be big scandals in this country, you know. I pick up and shred the documents that prove he was born in Kenya. I pick up […]
“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” ~ The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence There is a new sheriff in the Big Apple. And unlike our current sheriff, Lord Bloombergdouche, our new sheriff will let his subjects drink 32-ounce Big Gulps. And who is the new sheriff? Why Raul Ibanez of course. On a […]
As an accredited member of the mainstream media it is my job to present the facts make stuff up that’ll harm Republicans. And so I have no choice but to report this painful and shocking story. The facts are these: On Sunday morning Christian LaBella, a former congressional aide who never worked for Paul Ryan, […]
With the events of the past two weeks, the burning of embassies, the killing of Americans, bodies being dragged through the streets, I have begun to worry about the safety of you, my readers. So using my expertise in software making shit up I have devised a handy “Muslim Outrage” guideline. Read this for […]