Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Homeland Security to Add Charlie Sheen to Terrorist Threat Level Chart

The Department of Homeland Security announced today that a new, higher level, the Charlie Sheen level, will be added to the threat level chart, replacing the former top level of severe. Amid reports of a booze, cocaine and hooker filled rampage at a posh New York City hotel, Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano said, “We’ve […]