Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Skynet Shut Down

  House speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), pictured above, has announced that the controversial Skynet operating system for the Pentagon has been shut down after a series of malfunctions. “After much reflection and trial and error” said Pelosi, “we have decided to go in a new, more cost-efficient direction for our security needs.” Pelosi then told […]