Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, October 18th, 2010

Drax Industries Declares Bankruptcy

Hugo Drax, President and CEO of Drax Industries, exclusive maker of the Space Shuttle,  has announced that in light of his failed attempt to kill all humans and repopulate the planet with a master race that his company will fold operations. “What can I say?  I overextended myself.  Using a rare South American orchid to […]