Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 30th, 2009

Oprah Ends Talk Show to Concentrate on Ruling the Universe

Oprah Winfrey has announced that in 2011 she will step down from her popular talk show to concentrate on “using my Divine powers to rule the universe and make it bend to my will.” In a press conference attended by various angels and archangels Oprah said it was time for a change. “I’ve been thinking […]