Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 2nd, 2009

President Obama Announces New Initiatives

In a ceremony from the Rose Garden, President Obama signed into law a series of Presidential decrees that he hopes will “Define my Presidency.” Starting in June asparagus will be outlawed.  All those caught with asparagus will be forced to wear T-shirts that say “I am personally displeasing to President Obama.” All wood-burning stoves will […]