Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Rise of Extremism in Turkeys Worries Department of Homeland Security

The Department of Homeland Security has upgraded its threat assessment level, citing an alarming rise in extremism among turkeys.  “Frankly we are very worried that an incident may happen” said Janet Napolitano, Department Secretary. With the Thanksgiving Holiday approaching, Department officials are worried about increasing reports of wild turkeys congregating on street corners. “Many of […]