Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, April 16th, 2009

CSPAN Announces Plan to Increase Ratings

CSPAN announced today an ambitious plan to increase it flagging ratings.   “We found that people watched CSPAN to cure insomnia.  Many Central American Republics forced dissidents to watch us as an alternative to placing electrodes on genitalia.  Dentists who were low on novocaine would put us on in hopes of lulling their patients to sleep.  This […]