Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, April 10th, 2009

Klingon Warrior Badly Beaten by LAPD

In what will surely be a blow in ongoing efforts to rehabilitate its image, the LAPD today beat a Klingon warrior unconscious at a traffic stop. Shortly before 2 PM officers of the LAPD noticed a suspicious Klingon Bird of Prey parked illegally on Sunset Boulevard.  “I ran its license plates and discovered that the vehicle had […]