Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Economic Downturn Forces Hell to Cut Back

Amid growing concerns on the street after record-breaking 4th quarter losses, Lucifer announced today that he will be forced to cut back on Hell’s services.  Gone are the days of round the clock 24/7 flayings, pokings, dismemberments and other tortures by his minions.  Instead, the Region of the Damned will adopt a more streamlined 9 to 5 business […]