Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Jabba the Hutt Hospitalized With Osteoporosis

Notorious crime lord Jabba the Hutt was hospitalized today with what doctors are describing as an “extreme case of osteoporosis.” Doctors are surprised that the 600 year old Hutt has been stricken, as being overweight usually is one factor in not contracting  the disease. “Let’s face it, he’s not svelte” says Dr. Lionel Train of […]