Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Yankees Announce Perks for Box Seat Holders

Concerned that seats would remain vacant because of the economy, Yankee President Randy Levine held a press conference from his office deep within Hell to announce a series of perks that will be offered to those sitting in box seats. “We appreciate that if our fans are paying upwards of $3000  they expect more for […]