The cold arctic has a new vacation spot.  Superman, famed superhero with mighty powers and rumored reporter for the Daily Planet, has turned his fortress of solitude into a bed and breakfast. “I am happy and excited about this” Superman told reporters. I don’t know much about running a business frankly.  Most of my experience […]

Once inseparable the three little pigs now won’t speak to each other, victims of income inequality. The three pigs upon reaching maturity were sent out into the world by their mother to “seek their fortune.” The first pig was not very successful. “I’ve never been very good at business” he admitted in the deposition.  “I’m […]

Editor’s note:  The following excerpts are from the Penn State 2011-2012 student handbook. From the Desk of Rodney A. Erickson, President of Penn State. Hello students! Welcome to Penn State.  You have made the correct choice in coming to this college.  Among Penn State’s core values are integrity, commitment to excellence, athletic achievement and not […]

In my relentless quest to provide my readers with the latest in culture I now give you my review of Clint Eastwood’s new movie, “J. Edgar”, the biography of seminal FBI director J. Edgar Hoover. Eastwood bravely does not avoid the issue of Hoover’s sexuality but tackles it head on.  In this scene early in […]

Dateline:  Huddled in a subway tunnel in New York City. In the week since the shocking announcement that Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days society, as we know it, has broken down. As I lay huddled in this subway with other brave New Yorkers I can feel the bombs […]

In any business adapt or die is the motto.  Businesses must change their services, indeed, even their very reason for being if they are to stay in business.  The fast food industry is no different.  Recently I visited a McDonalds and had a chance to witness first hand the excitement of hope and change. Greeting […]

King Burger, divine right ruler of the land of BurgerKingdomia has entered into negotiations with rebels seeking to end the monarchy and establish a BurgerKingdomia republic. The brutal guerrilla war that has raged in the kingdom the past three years has taken thousands of lives. The Burger King’s own hand-picked forces, dubbed “The Black and […]

The Environmental Protection announced today that it is suing legendary lumberjack Paul Bunyan for “crimes against Earth.” In making the announcement EPA administrator Lisa Jackson told reporters that Bunyan has a long history of destruction against sacred mother Earth.  The once pristine western wilderness has been cleared by this lumberjack.  What was once beautiful untouched […]

Recently I had the chance to sit down with one of my favorite actors:  the bad ass himself Samuel L. Jackson.  Of all the interviews  I’ve done this was the one I was most excited about.  Unfortunately the experience didn’t turn out quite as I wanted. MI:  Mr. Jackson I thank you for meeting with […]

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on the ability to outrun the police while wearing nothing but high heels and carrying lubricant and a Penthouse magazine from 1985. But also, and more importantly, we our proud of our work in bringing important information to our readers.  Information that others in […]