Mickey and Minnie Mouse shocked their fans today by announcing that they are in an “Open, yet committed relationship.” “This totally came out of left field” said their friend Donald Duck. They always seemed so happy together. I never would have suspected anything like this. I guess I should have known.  Minnie would drop hints […]

Tarzan, the so-called “King of the Jungle” has been found guilty by a tribal council of “culturally appropriating in an insensitive manner” the customs of the African continent. “This so-called Tarzan is not one of us” said a council spokesperson. He pretends he’s African. He pretends he’s a primitive.  He wears a loin cloth and […]

ESPN has announced that is has fired baseball analyst Curt Schilling after his anti-transsexual comments. “ESPN is proud to be inclusive” said its president, John Skipper (pictured here). Curt’s comments were hate-filled and hurtful towards those in the transgender community. This is something we cannot tolerate. As such we had no choice but to let […]

Superhero movies are all the rage nowadays. Probably because 20 somethings and 30 somethings all live at home with their parents, haven’t worn a suit in their lives and refuse to grow up. Adults can we let the kids have their superheros back? But I digress. One thing I’ve noticed is that these new movies […]

Anyone who was around in the 1970s remembers the story of Captain and Tennille. They were the perfect Hollywood couple.  But behind the scenes all was not well.  Ms. Tennille has been gracious enough to sit down with me to discuss her life. MI: Good afternoon Ms. Tennille and thank you for being here.  You divorced […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing one of the most successful recording artists of all time: The People’s Boss, Bruce Springsteen himself. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Springsteen. I’ve been a fan of yours for years. You really represent the hopes and dreams of the working man. May I call you Bruce? BS: No. […]

Since the passage of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 America has seen its demographic makeup change dramatically. Not only has the Hispanic population increased dramatically but one important group of immigrants often go unnoticed:  Those from the Klingon Homeworld. “I came to America the same reason everyone comes to America” said one Klingon. […]

Hoping to attract business with its progressive policies, the City of Gotham today announced that it has passed a Catwoman Accomodation Act, the first of its kind in the entire country. Under the terms of the new act all public bathrooms in Gotham City must be unigender, with access provided for men and women. Also, […]

Gotham’s most popular crime fighter, Batman, finds himself in the midst of a potentially damaging scandal as it is alleged that he used a private email server while on official Gotham business. “This is a game-changer” said a member of Gotham’s city council. Batman is one of the most popular people in Gotham, behind only […]

Famous television personality The Cookie Monster will no longer be eating any any cookies. “Cookie Monster hit rock bottom”  he said in a statement released by his manager. Cookie Monster do anything for cookies. Me do anything. Cookie Monster suffer from insatiable cookie appetite. Cookie monster do stupid things to satisfy craving. Illegal things. Things Cookie Monster […]