Already reeling from the #Ferengilivesmatter movement, Starfleet was hit with a second scandal, this time on board its flagship the Enterprise. In the suit filed today the respected Chief Medical Officer accuses Picard of a “pattern of sexual harassment that made the workplace uncomfortable.” Since I was a little girl I’ve wanted to be a […]

Sith lord Darth Vader has returned from an extended leave of absence in which he had his mobile life support system upgraded. Vader’s suit (serial number E-3778Q-1), while offering protection from the external elements and keeping him alive, had become obsolete as the years wore on. “I was quite happy with my mobile life support system” […]

As a child I used to watch Sesame Street all the time. I loved the show. Not only was it entertaining but it was educational as well.  Little did I know that behind the scenes was drama, betrayal and misery. Popular Sesame Street regular Animal (pictured here) has released a tell all book entitled “Too […]

Captain America learned his fate today from a military tribunal after a trial that polarized an already deeply divided America. The tribunal found that America was guilty of “unconscious biases” towards Latinos, blacks, women, the trangendered and nongendered and reduced his rank. While not as bad as being court-martialed out of the service, the demotion in […]

Legendary ESPN college basketball analyst surprised many today by announcing he will be giving up his television job to devote himself to the cause of Black Lives Matters. In a statement released on his website, Vitale announced that effective immediately he will be stepping down from his analyst duties to devote himself full time to […]

Popular superhero Mighty Mouse continued his fall from grace after it was revealed that a woman who once came to him for help is suing the rodent for sexual harassment. “I was in danger and he was great” the unidentified woman said in court papers. He landed right in the middle of the alley and started singing […]

With the death of Alton Sterling many celebrities took to Twitter to offer their support and outrage. One such “celebrity” was the rapidly fading Mischa Barton, who may have starred in a TV show of some sort long ago but now is mainly known for taking it up the ass from agents, directors, producers, fellow […]

Wearing a traditional thawb, the Easter Bunny shocked the world today by announcing that he has converted to Islam and will now be known as “Muhammad Bunny.” “I will no longer be a slave to the Christian boys and girls” said Muhammad. Instead I shall spend my days reading the Koran and serving the prophet for […]

Mr. Freeze, well-known around Gotham for his cryogenic suit, was fined today by the Environmental Protection Agency. “As you know the primary mission of the EPA is to abolish private property and take control of everything” said EPA administrator Gina McCarthy. But we also care about protecting the environment when we’re not polluting it. The […]

Vin Scully, long time baseball broadcaster for the Los Angeles Dodgers was stripped naked, tarred, tied to a pole and set on fire today by a crowd, angry over the disrespect he showed to the economic system known as socialism. The trouble for the erstwhile-respected broadcaster began during a game between the Dodgers and the Milwaukee […]