Popular television personality The Swedish Chef has been charged with running a meth empire and personally killing or ordering the deaths of several associates and/or rivals in his underworld business. According to agents with the Drug Enforcement Administration The Swedish Chef had been making, or “cooking” meth for almost […]

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Hollywood mover and shaker Harvey Weinstein. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Weinstein. HW: Cunt! MI: What? HW: Sorry. Force of habit. MI: Okay. Let’s talk about the recent allegations against you. HW: Is this about the murders? MI: Um. No. HW: Okay then forget I mentioned that. […]

              An eastern Wiccan, often referred to by intolerant, religiously fanatical Republicans as “The Wicked Witch of the East” was killed today by a white girl whose house fell on the innocent Wiccan. “This white girl just done and put her house right down on her” said a munchkin who […]

              North Philadelphia remains in shock as local kid Fat Albert, recently radicalized, brutally murdered two of his closest friends, identified as Mushmouth and Dumb Donald (pictured here).             “We don’t know what happened” said Fat Albert’s brother. He must have just snapped. He’s […]

                    Otherworldly hero Superman, angered by white privilege and institutional racism, took a knee today instead of reversing the orbit of the Earth and saving his significant other, Lois Lane. “It really wasn’t that difficult a decision” said the caped superhero. Fighting for truth, justice and […]

            The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote pursued their blood feud to the death today as both were crushed by a semi, halting traffic in both directions during the height of rush hour. “It was a mess” said a highway patrolman. It was a wet, pulpy mess scattered along […]

                    Superhero Mighty Mouse, who has often come to save the day, will save the day no more as his brutally murdered corpse was discovered in an abandoned warehouse. “This was the most disturbing crime I’ve ever seen” said a detective with first hand knowledge of […]

                    The Wolfman, citing changing styles, has announced that he will go “full manscaping” for the immediate future. “I blame fashion” said the Wolfman. I’m just a simple, humble Wolfman trying to make a living and get my freak on. I used to have great success […]

                    Popular children’s show personality Barney the Dinosaur was arrested this morning at his upper west side penthouse and charged with wire fraud. If convicted he faces a possible 45-year sentence. “He was running a ponzi scheme” said the FBI agent who arrested him. He milked […]

                The Coast Guard announced today that is is ending their search for the missing S.S. Minnow. “At this point we are switching from rescue to recovery mode” said Coast Guard commandant Paul Zukunft. This is a tragedy and my hearts go out to the families of the […]