The Obama Administration today called out the school newspaper of James Buchanan Elementary School in Harrisburg Pennsylvania over what it called “biased and untrue” coverage. The trouble began when the school newspaper ran a story last week entitled “Obama unfair to school kids: No more soda in the cafeteria.” Upon  reading the article, President Obama […]

The approximately 6,999,999,999 people who are not George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States were simultaneously awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today. “We have given the entire world’s population the prize this year because they all share one thing in common – by not being George W. Bush they advance the cause of […]

From Oslo, Norway today came word that the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the Toyota Prius. “We had some very fine candidates this year but in the end we felt that the Toyota Prius, with its sleek fuel efficient and energy saving design has done more to bring about world peace than […]

In a stunning blow to his young administration, President Obama’s personal appeal to the International Lemonade Stand Committee (ILSC) to name Scriba New York as the host of the 2016 Lemonade Stand Olympics was rejected. Putting the prestige of his Presidency on the line Obama, the First Lady, Oprah Winfrey, Ricky Lake and the hosts […]

The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops announced today that they are making certain “necessary and fundamental” changes in how the Mass will be celebrated in the United States. “Like Vatican II, which was a call for change, what we are implementing will bring the Church into the 21st Century and beyond” states Francis Cardinal George.  […]

The recent U.N. General Assembly meeting attracted many world leaders to the tiny island of Manhattan including Muammar al-Gaddafi,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and President Barack Obama.  Topics of concern to the U.N. included a debate on who was the better Darrin on “Bewitched”, why the Mets suck, how come hand dryers never get your hands dry […]

Editors note:  My friends often ask me (well, okay I have no friends)……so I get emails (okay, I get no emails…well, I do get emails but they are usually of the ‘last notice before foreclosure’ or ‘stay away from my daughter’ variety)….anyway, sometimes when I do not take my medication the voices in my head […]

Today I was lucky enough to sit down with former President Jimmy Carter and discuss a number of topics, including racism in America. I began by asking President Carter if he believed that Joe Wilson’s outburst was racially motivated. “Definitely” he replied.  “I think it’s based on racism.  There is an inherent feeling among many […]

When  Joe Wilson (R-SC) shouted out “you lie” during President Obama’s address to a joint session of Congress many were shocked at the breach of protocol.  What many do not know is that heckling of the President is a long and time-honored American tradition dating back to George Washington. In fact heckling predates the Presidency.  […]

Speaking from downtown Manhattan, President Obama declared that September 11th will now be known as “National Apology Day.” “What happened to the World on September 11, 2001 was unfortunate.  The Muslim world was thrown into war.  A war they did not start.  But now we have it in our power to end it.” The ceremony […]