Faisal Shazad, the 31-year old Pakistani immigrant who parked a car filled with explosives in Times Square last May was sentenced to life in prison without parole. U.S. District Court Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum pronounced the sentence during a court appearance that was shown on live television. Shazad recounted how he bought quantities of Illudium […]

With only four weeks to go until the midterm elections top Democratic politicians have spread out across the United States rallying their constituents to get out and vote. In Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, seeing the multitudes had voters recline on grass while he addressed them from the water, where his yacht was docked. Now I […]

In a move that has surprised many observers of international politics, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has named a goat as the new Dear Leader of the communist nation of North Korea. Before the announcement it was thought that the front runners were his son, Kim Jong-un, his sister Kim Kyong-hui or Daffy Duck. The […]

Last week was the annual fright fest all Manhattanites hate where all the world leaders come to the U.N.  Streets are closed.  Life is disrupted and traffic is a nightmare.  For me, despite all of the above I did have the chance to interview the supreme leader of the Iranian Republic, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. MI:  Mr. […]

Hello fellow Americans.  Are you worried about today’s sluggish economy?  Have you recently been laid off from your job and do not have any prospects?  Are the jobs you are finding entry level that do not pay what you are used to?  Do not fear.  Come to Bell California:  A paradise by the Pacific where […]

Having started this blog in February 2009 I naturally hoped for success.  Well, I am pleased to announce that I have joined the ranks of the media elite.  As proof of this I now present my exclusive interview with Osama Bin Laden. Using my contacts at several of the major news outlets I was led […]

Hitting the campaign trail in the weeks before the midterm elections, President Obama has a new message for the public. “This is the autumn of recovery” Obama told cheering supporters.   “The Republicans don’t want you to know about the good economic news.   My policies are responsible for this.” As the Secret Service patrolled the […]

Ceremonies marking the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks were held at Ground Zero in lower Manhattan.  As bagpipes played the names of all the victims were read aloud.  A prayer was said.  Then Mayor Bloomberg stepped to the podium and began his remarks. “If the attacks on that day have proven anything it is […]

With less than eight weeks until the presidential election of 1840 and trailing in the polls to the Whig challenger William Henry Harrison, President Martin Van Buren has accused his opponents of being motivated by racism. With the United States mired in its worst recession in 20 years many pundits are predicting an easy Whig […]

The Ku Klux Klan announced today that it has bought property next to the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama, which it bombed in 1963 to build a 13-story “cross of bridge-building.” The projected cross has generated intense partisan controversy.  Many opponents say that building the cross so close to the site of the […]