President Obama, continuing his outreach to foreign lands, visited King of Prussia Pennsylvania.  During his three-hour stopover, Obama apologized for the “sometimes insensitive” actions of the Bush administration that “alienated an important foreign ally like Prussia.”  He then sought out the King of Prussia for a photo op. After visiting all “57 states of this […]

The latest release of over 20,000 WikiLeaks documents has revealed startling and heretofore unknown divisions among world leaders.  WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange defended the release of the documents, saying: We are serving the cause of Democracy.  We are serving the cause of humanity.  So….do you want to come back to my hotel room? You’re 18 […]

With unemployment in the U.S. still hovering around 10%, relief may be in sight.  The TSA has announced a new “Junk Toucher” job program. The TSA’ s website, under the “Join us” section  has further details on their new job program: Are you surly, overweight?  Do you live in your parent’s basement? Have you never […]

The CW Network has announced that it has inked a deal with New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg to star in a new TV show called “Bloomie Knows Best.” In a statement released today, Dawn Ostroff, President of Entertainment at the CW network said: We were looking for someone who could be the face of […]

As part of his campaign to expand New York City’s ban on indoor smoking, Mayor Bloomberg announced that the smoking ban  will be extended to all outdoor places, including streets, parks, beaches, marinas and pedestrian plazas. “This new bill has the overwhelming support of the people” said Bloomberg.  “I’m a businessman and a politician not […]

We here at the journalistic juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel take seriously our responsibility to get to the bottom of every story. Who broke the story that Nancy Pelosi was a Harvester Terminator?  Manhattan Infidel. Who broke the story that Puff the Magic Dragon had been arrested for endangering a minor?  Manhattan Infidel. Who broke […]

Mr. Barack Obama 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. United States of America Dear Mr. Obama: On behalf of the Taj Mahal Hotel and Resort we want to thank you for making reservations for November 6th and 7th 2010.   Because you made your reservation 30 days in advance and paid by credit card you are entitled […]

As the U.S. election returns came in and the size of the Republican victory became apparent, Europe sat transfixed, consumed by the knowledge that once again, stupid Americans were rejecting the opportunity to be more European. Sitting in a cafe on the left bank in Paris and enjoying his five hour lunch, Pierre Le Surrender […]

Juan Williams, a known controversial racist was fired by NPR today because of the outrage over his controversial racially-charged comments on Fox News. Williams’ downfall began when appearing on the O’Reilly factor he explained that his favorite variety of Pop-Tarts are the Vanilla Milkshake flavor and that he finds the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor […]

Former President Bill Clinton has come to the defense of embattled congressional candidate Krystal Ball.  Since pictures of candidate Ball have surfaced recently that show her in compromising positions many have abandoned her in her attempt to win office.  But not President Clinton. “I stand firmly behind Miss Ball” said Clinton.  “It is time we […]