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Manhattan Infidel’s Career Advice for Sydney Leathers

For the past week the spotlight has been on Anthony Weiner and his sexting partner Sydney Leathers.  Since Miss Leathers (middle name Corinthian) seems fond of the spotlight I, Manhattan Infidel, out of the goodness of my heart have decided to give her some career advice to extend her 15 minutes of fame. Replace Snooki […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Democratic Party’s Declaration on Education (Part I)

Being an insatiable alcoholic reader I often find myself sleeping until 2 pm and then vomiting browsing the web looking for documents relevant to this blog.  Accordingly it gives me great pleasure to present to my readers a document I found on the Democratic National Committee’s website entitled “Declaration on Democratic Education.” Preface The Sacred […]

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My Exclusive Steamy Online Chat with Anthony Weiner Fan Sydney Leathers

When the news of the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal Part II broke the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel had many questions:  How could Weiner let this happen again?  Will he pull out of the Mayor’s race? How does his wife feel?  And most importantly, this Sydney Leathers girl is hot.  Can I have a steamy […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Professional Political Wife Scandal Template™

Once again the wife of a politician has been publicly humiliated by her husband. Watching Huma Abedin, Slida Wall Spitzer and Hillary Rodham Clinton beside their husbands has taught me one thing:  Feminism means standing by your man.  And so without malice or forethought and wishing to aid in the dissemination of knowledge I now […]

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Weiner in Danger!

Anthony Weiner, front runner to succeed Lord Michael Bloomberg as the next mayor of New York City has come upon hard times. Two years after resigning his house seat in disgrace because of a sexting scandal he has once again been caught sexting to younger women. Using the screen name “Carlos Danger” he allegedly promised […]

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Two Retarded Men Go Whitewater Rafting

Mayor Mike Bloomberg of New York City and Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York State, arguably the two most famous differentially abled men in America went white water rafting in the Adirondacks yesterday. “I like water” said Bloomberg.  “It’s pretty.  I like to drink water.  Can I drink this water?” Wearing special helmets in case […]

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Helen Thomas Killed by Jews!

Helen Thomas, former dean of the White House Press Corps died Saturday at the age of 92 of “natural causes.”  Though all are agreed that “natural causes” is just a Jew code word for blood murder. “It’s true” said a doctor who attended her at the hospital. She was 92 years old.  And it’s not […]

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Elliot Spitzer Unveils New Campaign Slogan

Elliot Spitzer, disgraced former governor of New York and former low-rated host at CNN is running for comptroller of New York State. “I’ve thought long and hard about returning to service the people of New York” said the former governor. Being serviced by the public, I mean servicing the public is a noble profession.  The […]

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Europeans Outraged That Nobel Peace Prize Winner Spies on Them

Damage from the NSA spying scandal continues to plague the Obama administration, threatening free trade negotiations with the European Union.  Said President Francoise Hollande of France (pictured here), “We cannot accept this kind of behavior between partners and allies.” I  expect this type of behavior from a cowboy like Bush but not from an enlightened […]

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Benghazi: The Movie!

Through my sources I have learned that Hollywood has greenlighted a motion picture version of the events in Benghazi on September 11, 2012. Produced by Harvey Weinstein, the movie, tentatively entitled “Presidential Command Decision” will begin lensing in September with a scheduled release in the summer of 2014. I have been given an advance copy […]

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