You’re my hero Manhattan Infidel!

When the news of the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal Part II broke the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel had many questions:  How could Weiner let this happen again?  Will he pull out of the Mayor’s race? How does his wife feel?  And most importantly, this Sydney Leathers girl is hot.  Can I have a steamy online conversation with her as well?

Fortunately for me as a powerful member of the elite mainstream media I was able to contact her.  The following is the transcript of our steamy, sexy online chat.  If you are prudish or have children in the room I advise you not to read any further.

MI Hi Sydney. 

SL: Manhattan Infidel I get so hot just thinking about talking to you.

MI: Please, call me “Barack Danger.”

SL: Okay……Mr. Danger.  I bet you’re a dangerous bad boy.

MI: No.  I like to play it safe.  I’m a homebody for the most part.

SL: Um.  Okay.  So what do you fantasize about?

MI: Mainly a world without hunger or war.

SL: Um.  Okay  But I’m naked.  I just got out of the shower and I’m dripping wet honey.

MI: You’re dripping on the floor?

SL: Yes big boy.

MI: But I just cleaned!

SL: Um.  Okay.  But I’m naked.  Totally naked.

MI:You really should put some clothes on.  You know with the air conditioner on you might catch cold.

SL: Um.  Okay.  I’m so hot –

MI: You might be coming down with the flu.  Please put some clothes on.

SL: Goddammit listen to me. I’m hot for you!  I want you to bend me over –

MI: Well alright.  As long as you didn’t just eat Mexican.  Because that could get messy.

SL: I want to grab your c*ck!

MI: But I don’t own any poultry.

SL:  My p*ssy is so wet!

MI: Really?  My cat hates the water. It’s so hard trying to give her a bath.

SL: Oh, is it hard, sexy?

MI: You bet.  My cat hisses and scratches me.

SL: I want you to bend me over a chair and play with my p*ssy.

MI: Well how am I supposed to do both at the same time?

SL: Would you hold my hair while I gagged on your c*ck?

MI: I told you I don’t own any poultry.  And there are many nerve endings in hair follicles.  It might be painful if I grab your hair.

SL: Um. 

MI:  Well I have to go.

SL: What?  You came? Already?

MI: What’s that?  You want me to come over?  Are you sure?  But what about your cat?  I don’t like wet cats.  They are surly.

SL: Just bring your c*ck.

MI: For the last time I don’t own any poultry.

SL: That does it.  This isn’t going anywhere. I’m logging off.

MI: I’m deeply flawed.

SL: No shit Sherlock.

And there you have it readers.  My steamy online chat with Sydney Leathers, the woman who took down Anthony Weiner.  I hope you weren’t too shocked by the steamy conversation.  I apologize if you were.

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