As his presidency winds down and looking to the future, President Obama signed a long-term endorsement deal with clothing and accessories retailer Banana Republic. Glenn K. Murphy, Chairman of the Board of The Gap, owners of Banana Republic, announced the deal at a press conference today. “When one thinks of a Banana Republic one thinks of […]

Reacting to outrage over atrocities committed by Scottish separatists, President Obama today ordered a series of strikes at the heart of the Scottish Caliphate. “The civilized world has seen the horrors of the advance of Scottish culture” declared the President. We as a people can no longer stand by and watch the Scottish overrun the […]

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel we cover a lot of topics. Some are political.  Today instead of politics I’d like to do a horror post. I will cover the truly horrifying tweets of the raving madwoman known as Nancy Pelosi.  Be warned.  These tweets are not for the faint of heart.  Also […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have an exclusive interview with New York’s junior Senator,  the lovely Kirsten Gillibrand. MI: Good afternoon Senator Gillibrand. KG: You called me lovely?  You called me lovely?  I am not your girl toy! MI: Um, sorry. KG: Would you call Chuck Schumer lovely? MI: Well no.  He’s quite homely. KG: Precisely.  I […]

Being a member of the MSM it is my job to do whatever I can to help the Democratic Party.  As such I have spent the past few weeks evaluating the Democratic candidates for President and have found all them lacking. Elizabeth Warren?  Attractive with impeccable socialist credentials.  As a native American she will add another […]

With the stroke of his pen, President Obama today ordered the nationalization of all Burger King restaurants in the United States as well as any and all profit Burger King may make. “This is a great day for America” beamed the President in his stylish tan suit. No longer will private companies be allowed to avoid […]

As the entire world’s attention has focused on the tiny town of Ferguson, Missouri where a black youth was shot dead by a white officer resulting in race riots, the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel has struggled with a way to cover the story. Should I go to Ferguson?  No.  My colleagues in the media ministry […]

The economy is bad.  We all know it. I hear it from people all the time.  They ask me where they can find work.  They also ask me  “Manhattan Infidel, can you spare a dime for an American down on his luck?”  and “Please I won’t tell anyone.  Let me out of your basement.”  But enough about […]

Much in the news as of late, the humanitarian crisis on our southern border has defied the attempts of our politicians to solve it.  I have refrained from commenting on this until I had all the facts.  Then I remembered that as a member of the MSM facts are useless to me. So using my […]

The latest cease fire in the Gaza Strip, negotiated by Secretary of State John Kerry (pictured here) lasted less than 90 minutes before Palestinians kidnapped Israeli soldiers and resumed firing rockets.  Ninety minutes.    Five thousand four hundred seconds.  The sum total of the cease fire.  In keeping with my responsibility as a member of […]