The Tweets of a Raving Madwoman

I am not crazy!

I am not crazy!

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel we cover a lot of topics. Some are political.  Today instead of politics I’d like to do a horror post. I will cover the truly horrifying tweets of the raving madwoman known as Nancy Pelosi.  Be warned.  These tweets are not for the faint of heart.  Also be warned:  One of these tweets is actually from Pelosi.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

Our first tweets (the horror! The horror!) concern taxes:

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

An American family can’t just change their address to avoid paying taxes. Why can corporations?

Ms. Pelosi was just warming up on the subject.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

A colony just can’t rebel against Great Britain just to avoid paying taxes!

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Our founding fathers wanted to pay higher taxes. That’s what the Tea Act was all about.  We asked King George to implement it.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

How dare you question my knowledge of history.  I’m a Democrat!  I am educated more than you.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

If George Washington wasn’t a bitter white man clinging to guns and religion he would have raised income taxes as President.  

Here Ms. Pelosi tweets about the Civil War.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Republican plantation owners resisted abolition!  It was Abe Lincoln, a Democrat, who had to free peoples of color.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Ulysses S. Grant hid runaway slaves in his beard and brought them north to safety. Let’s see the House Republican leadership do that!

Ms. Pelosi talks about sexual politics.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Why didn’t James Bond sleep with Miss Moneypenny?  Did right-wing, intolerant Christians succeed in making him feel conflicted about his homosexuality?

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Is Penis-in-Vagina sex normal? Biology says no.  House Republicans disagree. House Republicans stop your war on women!

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

My husband tried to touch me last night.  I raised his taxes.

The Bible also comes in for the Pelosi treatment.

Nancy Pelois @NancyPelosi

Was Jesus a man? Science says no and the science is settled.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

Give to Caesar what is Caesars.  Here Jesus is clearly arguing for higher taxes.

Nancy Pelosi @Nancy Pelosi

You like your resurrection?  Under our healthcare plan you can keep your resurrection.

Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi

This day thou shalt be with me in paradise.  Here Jesus is talking about socialism.

Those are just a sampling of the tweets from this raving madwoman.  I don’t know who she is but let’s just hope she never gets elected to office.

What?  Oh shit!



3 Responses

  1. If she some how manages to get into paradise, I’m leaving!

  2. Petermc3 says:

    She will get 72 bearded flip-flops with black socks wearing goat f_____s when she gets to heaven.

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