For the last time His Holiness Lord Obama addressed his subjects in the annual State of the Empire Speech.  As a service to my readers I now present the speech in its entirety.  I know. I’m sorry too. Please forgive me. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans (except for the […]

In the wonderful condescension of God’s plan, his Son the Obama came down to Earth to lead an ungrateful nation. Without losing his godhead he became fully human. He thinks with a human mind and feels with a human soul. Today he showed his human side by weeping over gun violence. But did you know […]

With the Iowa caucuses weeks away already we have suffered the first casualty of the political season.  George Pataki (yes apparently he is a real person.  I looked it up on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pataki ) has ended his dark horse run for the Presidency. As the news filtered into the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I sprang […]

Each winter solstice, at this time, it is my tradition to broadcast a message to my people in all parts of the world. I am speaking to you from my own home, where I am spending the solstice with my family except for Michelle who is shopping in New York City; and let me say at once how I […]

Viewers of Saturday night’s Democratic Presidential debate witnessed a startling event: Our 45th President Sir Hillary Clinton appeared semi-sober was missing from the stage when ABC came back from a commercial break. Many pundits have speculated as to to the reason.  Was Hillary ill vomiting from too much vodka?  Perhaps as the former Secretary of […]

In this dark and dangerous time our country is threatened on every side by a group of people so intolerant, so backward, so filled with hatred towards the United States and its values and Constitution. I am of course referring to the White Liberal. In the the hopes that our country can be saved I […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of a visit from none other than the distinguished Attorney General for the United States, Loretta Lynch. MI: Good afternoon Mrs. Attorney General. LL: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: As a black woman, and as our Attorney General, what does America mean to you?  Do you believe in American exceptionalism? […]

Yesterday the U.S. Naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii was attacked today by the Empire of Japan. As the news first broke many have tried to fathom the motives of the Japanese.  Why did they attack?  Was the United States at fault?  After all we are not at war with the Japanese, who it must […]

Because of my dedication to my readers I decided to tune into our Lord’s latest address to his subjects.  Just as well. It was either watch Obama or cuddle with a woman.  Okay, an inflatable doll. And so dear readers, sit back and listen to the words of wisdom from the most intelligent man in the […]

As the news filtered in about a mass shooting in San Bernardino, California that left 14 dead, the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action okay I was in a bar so I didn’t have time to write about it yesterday. Having had time to gather the facts sober up I now present the […]