Responding to the overpopulation crisis on the Earth, California, in conjunction with its End of Life Option Act, has launched a toll-fee number for residents who need more information on how to commit suicide. Wanting my readers to have a chance to make up their minds as to whether a pro suicide helpline sponsored by […]

First Lady Michelle Obama has not been seen in the nation’s Capitol in months leading to speculation as to the cause. While many believe she has abandoned the Capitol out of disgust with how Republicans treat her husband the truth is far different and wildly unexpected:  The First Lady has been travelling the country beating […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing socialist icon and supreme leader of Cuba Fidel Castro. Fidel does not often sit down for interviews with American media. If memory serves me correct he has only been interviewed by Jack Paar and Barbara Walters. I consider it an honor […]

King Andrew of New York once again showed his benevolence towards his subjects by issuing an order banning any travel to the backward state of North Carolina. “What I do I do with no pleasure but out of a sense of duty” said the ruggedly handsome, virile God. Here in New York State we believe […]

Once again as Europe deals with another terrorist attack NOT perpetrated by the Religion of Peace™ I have decided to compile a list for Europeans who may be reading this blog on how they can overcome their feelings of powerlessness and despair. And so in keeping with Manhattan Infidel’s mission statement to protect the weak and […]

A series of coordinated explosions rocked Brussels today killing 30 and injuring at least 100.  As first responders sifted through wreckage looking for survivors attention was focused on the likely perpetrators.  In the immediate aftermath Donald Trump as emerged as a prime suspect. In Cuba, where he was meeting with Raul Castro, President Obama strongly condemned […]

Dateline 600 B.C.E Ye Olde New York Times We here at Ye Olde New York Times have been following the career of controversial “prophet’“Jeremiah for some time.  We have been displeased with his anti-gay marriage stand as well as his obsession with private, sexual sins. His repeated calls for repentance from the people of Judah have been […]

It was another interesting Tuesday in the Presidential race of 2016.  So tonight I’d like to welcome to my blog the distinguished junior senator from Florida, Marco Rubio. MI: Good afternoon Senator Rubio. MR: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: It’s a pleasure to have you here.  Many of my readers are political junkies and I understand that you […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I welcome back a frequent visitor to my blog, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton who has agreed to sit down with me to discuss her plans to economically revitalize America. MI: Thank you for meeting with me today Mrs. Clinton. HC: Thank you for having me, Manhattan Infidel. MI: The economy as you know is […]

Like all non-elites, I am not independently wealthy. As such I have often had the opportunity to fill out application forms for employment. I was intrigued when applications for ISIS were leaked.  Were they similar to what I have had to fill out? As a service to my readers I now present an ISIS application. […]