Why Donald Trump? Why?

Once again as Europe deals with another terrorist attack NOT perpetrated by the Religion of Peace™ I have decided to compile a list for Europeans who may be reading this blog on how they can overcome their feelings of powerlessness and despair.

And so in keeping with Manhattan Infidel’s mission statement to protect the weak and hit the bars as soon as they open I now present 12 Steps for Overcoming Terrorist Grief.

Step One

Admit that you are powerless to stop this terrorism that was definitely NOT caused by the Religion of Peace™.  Your decadent western lives have become unmanageable.

Step Two

Come to believe that a power greater than you (Perhaps the European Union or Allah) will restore you to sanity.

Step Three

Make a decision to turn your will and your lives over to the benevolent socialist European state as you understand it. I mean sure hundreds of thousands of Muslims are pouring over the border but that’s not a cause for concern. The State knows what is best for you.

Step Four

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.  Realize you are decadent and your decadent lifestyle enrages the Religion of Peace™. In other words, it’s your fault.

Step Five

Admit to the State, to yourselves and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. You filthy decadent westerner.

Step Six

Make yourself ready to have the State remove all these defect of character. And by defects of character I mean thinking incorrect thoughts the State would not approve us. Oh, and you’re still a filthy, decadent westerner.  Have you read the Koran?

Step Seven

Humbly ask the State to remove your shortcomings. And by shortcomings I mean not believing the State when they say the massive influx of immigration by the Religion of Peace™ is not a cause for concern.

Step Eight

Make a list of all persons you have harmed with your anti-immigrant thoughts and become willing to make amends by giving more cash to the State.

Step Nine

Make direct amends to immigrants from the Religion of Peace™ whenever possible, except when to do so would injure them with your blatant Islamophobia.

Step Ten

Continue to make a personal inventory of your anti-immigrant thoughts and when you find you have been wrong, admit it to an authorized, State-sponsored Truth and Reconciliation committee.

Step Eleven

Seek through prayer and meditation (with a Koran in your hand) to improve your conscious contact with Allah as you understand him, praying only for knowledge of Allah’s will for you and the power to carry that out. (Which would not include suicide bombing obviously since Muslims don’t do that. Religion of Peace™ you know.)

Step Twelve

Having had a secular humanist, socialist awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to Europeans and continue confessing anti-immigrant thoughts and deeds to State-sponsored Truth and Reconciliation committees.

See. That was’t too hard. Now get to it you filthy, decadent Europeans!

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