It was another interesting Tuesday in the Presidential race of 2016. So tonight I’d like to welcome to my blog the distinguished junior senator from Florida, Marco Rubio.
MI: Good afternoon Senator Rubio.
MR: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel.
MI: It’s a pleasure to have you here. Many of my readers are political junkies and I understand that you have a political announcement that you would like to share with my readers.
MR: That is correct. I am announcing that I am suspending my campaign for President.
MI: What?
MR: I am suspending my campaign for President of the United States.
MI: Wait. You were running for President?
MR: Um. Yes.
MI: Did you win any primaries? Delegates?
MR: Um. No.
MI: Oh. So what’s next for Marco Rubio?
MR:Well for starters I will continue to serve the people of the state of Florida –
[Lucille Ball enters]
LB: Ricky please let me sing at the club!
MR: I think you have me confused with another Hispanic.
LB: Ricky! Ricky! Why can’t I go down to the club with you?
MR: Lady for the last time you have me confused with someone else.
LB: Ricky!
MR: Dammit Lucy you have some ‘splaining to do!
[Lucille Ball leaves]
MI: Well that was odd.
MR: Tell me about it. She’s been following me around. Do we all look alike to you?
MI: Yeah.
MR: Oh. That’s good to –
[John Kasich enters]
JK: Manhattan Infidel don’t talk to Ted Cruz!
MR: I’m Marco dammit!
JK: Oh, well you all look alike to me.
MR: So I’ve heard.
JK: Manhattan Infidel why doesn’t anyone like me?
MI: Probably because you’re an asshole?
JK: Really? Is that true Ted?
MR: It’s Marco dammit and yes it’s true. You are an asshole.
JK: I thought it was because of my principled political positions.
[Manhattan Infidel and Marco Rubio start laughing]
JK: Well it was worth a try.
[Kasich leaves]
MI: Thank you for meeting with me Marco that’s about all the time I have.
[Ted Cruz enters]
TC: Manhattan Infidel don’t talk to Ricky Ricardo!
MR: Dammit I’m Marco! Marco! Marco!
TC and MI: Polo!
MR: Ah the hell with it. I’m out of here.
[Marco Rubio leaves]
TC: Where did Ricky go?
MI: I don’t know. I think he went to stop Lucy from singing down at the club.
TC: Good for him. Women should not sing at club.
[Mark Sanchez enters]
MS: Hey any of you guys need a quarterback?
MI and TC: Go away Ricky!
MS: That does it I’m going down to the club.
And so ended my bizarre interview with Ted Cruz, John Kasich and two people who may have been Ricky Ricardo.
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Fred and Ethel voted for Trump.
Landlords!
That was helpful. And now Rat Claw Rubio is off the ticket. Thank you, Lucille Ball, well done.
Linked here: http://bobagard.blogspot.com/2016/03/finding-homes.html