Good afternoon I’m Contessa Brewer with MSNBC.   We start today with breaking news.  A building has apparently been brought down by some sort of controlled explosion.  We send you live to the scene where we will speak to the man who claims responsibility. Contessa Brewer:  Good evening sir. Are you responsible for this so-called act […]

Navy Seal Team Six, the elite unit responsible for killing Osama Bin Laden notched another one on its belt today when it took down Mickey Mouse in a firefight at Mickey’s L.A. hideout. The genesis for taking out Mickey came soon after the Bin Laden victory when the Disney corporation tried to trademark the name […]

Good afternoon.  As I stand at this podium I feel great remorse.  Remorse and shame.  I want to take this opportunity to apologize in advance for my future sex scandal involving social media. My future wife, whomever she will be, but I hope it’s this woman, the comely Maggie Lawson from USA’s “Psych” will be […]

President Obama surprised many in Washington today when he called upon the United States to revert to its pre-1776 border. “I think we can all agree that the borders of the United States, as they exist today will not bring peace” he began.  “My administration is dedicated to a two state solution between the U.S. […]

The rapture, which was scheduled for May 21st, has been postponed.  The Archangel Michael, CEO of Heaven Inc. made the announcement during a press conference this afternoon. What can I say?  Of course I’m disappointed.  But we didn’t have all our ducks lined up.   The logistics of the rapture are daunting to say the least.  […]

When the news broke that Osama Bin Laden had a sizable porn collection at his Pakistan hideaway many wondered exactly what was in his “modern, electronically made” collection? Readers of Manhattan Infidel can rest assured with the knowledge that I, at great danger to myself, would leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of the […]

During the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, one of his wives, Amal Ahmed Abdulfattah, a 29 year old native Yemeni who married Bin Laden in 2000 was shot and injured.  She is currently recuperating in a Pakistani Military Hospital.  I was lucky enough to be given access to her for an exclusive […]

In my desire to give my readers valuable information that will better their lives, I now present your horoscope.  Legal disclaimer:  Manhattan Infidel is not a licensed “horoscoper.”  He claims no knowledge of the future.  His predictions might not come true.  Manhattan Infidel cannot be held legally responsible for any injuries or deaths that may […]

There are many side stories surrounding the death of Bin Laden (Was he smoking at the time of his death? What was playing on his iPod? Beatles? Perry Como? Why did he have the entire Flying Nun DVD collection?) Perhaps the most surprising is the umbrage that Native Americans (formerly known by the offensive and […]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.  Why not take your child to work and show him what you do for a living? “I thought it would be great to expose children to the workplace” said one of the organizers. But in a classic case of unintended consequences, 83% of children who were […]