Bowing to overwhelming public demand Mayor Bloomberg (pictured here) has declared February to be Manhattan Infidel history month. February has traditionally been black history month.  Well now I am proud to announce that in addition to this February will now be known as Manhattan Infidel month.  Both deserve to have a month named in their […]

New York City today mourns.  Staten Island Chuck, a symbol of the resiliency, vibrancy and life of our fair city, is dead, murdered by Mayor Bloomberg. As part of the traditional Groundhog Day celebration at the Staten Island Zoo, Chuck, a peace-loving and gentle groundhog emerged from his burrow.  But before he had a chance […]

Following up on yesterday’s post where I discussed hate-filled racist code words that are destroying America I will now talk about the nature of racism itself.  What is racism? How can we stop it? And most importantly, why hasn’t Lauren Graham done a nude scene yet?   And so I now present the signs of […]

In the light of Newt Gingrich’s racist victory in the racist state of South Carolina, a victory brought about in large part through the use of racist code words, we here at the World Wide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel would like to provide our readers with a guide to said racist code words “Work” will […]

Here at Manhattan Infidel I am continually humbled by the Hollywood superstars who want to drop by for an interview.  And today is no exception.  I am pleased to have with me Mark Wahlberg, star of the new movie……well I’ve forgotten the title.  No big deal.  I heard it sucks anyway. MI:  Good morning Mr. […]

Upon waking up this morning wearing woman’s clothing and heavily bruised refreshed and ready to great the day I decided to pick up the morning papers spend 15 minutes vomiting and checking my backside for new tattoos to see what I would write about. After spending an hour watching The View studiously reading the New […]

Faced with the reality of a changing economic situation, Satan has announced that all souls tortured for eternity will now have to purchase a Personal Seat License (PSL). Speaking from his vacation home in Long Island, Satan said, “Yeah, I didn’t want to have to do this. But economic reality is economic reality.   And […]

Hoping to muscle in on rivals ABC and ESPN, NBC has launched its own sports network. “Just like MSNBC has become a brand name for progressive politics, the NBC Sports Network will be the home of progressive coverage for sports” said NBC Sports Chairman Mark Lazarus. “Lean forward!  Well, except in yachting which could lead […]

Astronomers at NASA announced today that they have found a wormhole.  This would be the first known physical verification of the long-hypothesized phenomenon. “We were excited at first to discover the wormhole” said one scientist.  “Because frankly we’ve been bored lately.  We haven’t been doing much at NASA except helping Muslims improve their self-esteem.  So […]

In the wake of last month’s storming of the English  British Embassy, the Islamic Republic of Iran has issued an emergency plea for more flags from western countries (specifically the United States and Great Britain.) Speaking in front of a specially-called emergency session of the Iranian Parliament, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei (pictured here)  begged […]