Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to interview none other than the legendary Robin Hood himself. MI:  Good afternoon. RH: Ahoy there good fellow.  What brings you to the shire? MI:  I’m a reporter.  If you don’t mind I’d like to ask you a few questions. RH:  Anything for the press.  Say, you […]

  Hurricane Isaac spared the Republican convention in Tampa before barreling into New Orleans.  This time despite torrential rains and hurricane force winds the levees held.  Isaac then did something meteorologists are calling “extremely strange.”   The hurricane headed straight to Los Angeles and made a second landfall over the house of noted thespian Samuel L. […]

  Fresh on the heels of the suspensions of Melky Cabrera and Bartolo Colon Commissioner Bud Selig announced that all 750 players in the American and National Leagues have been suspended 50 games after testing positive for elevated levels of testosterone. “I was surprised to say the least” said a crestfallen Selig when making the […]

Since I started this blog three and a half years ago I have been approached by friends and family with questions such as why blog?  What are the benefits? Has it changed your life? I have decided to answer all these questions by convening a round table of some of my fellow bloggers who will […]

  When the Mars Rover made a successful landing and beamed back pictures to Earth many world leaders sent notices of congratulations to the NASA team responsible for its success.  As a service to my readers I have compiled a series of quotes from said world leaders that show the triumph of the Mars Rover, […]

It is that time once again dear readers.  Yes, it’s time for my psychotropic medication your horoscope.  A service provided for sex free from the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel. Aries (March 20 – April 20) You have a Japanese sex robot.  But you didn’t build that.  Someone else did.  Which explains why the instructions […]

  Like most bloggers I struggle to make a living, hoping one day that I can gain acceptance by my haughty superiors in the mainstream media.  Well, I think that day has finally arrived.  Exploiting reporting on the tragedy in Colorado where a crazed, hate-filled racist teabagger opened fire in a cinema I was able […]

  The United States Navy has announced that starting with the Gerald Ford aircraft carrier, due to be commissioned in 2015, its ships will no longer be equipped with urinals. “The Navy has always been about two things” declared Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus.  “Defending America and gender equality.” The decision to have only […]

  Like everyone with an insatiable curiosity for Olivia Wilde science I have been following the news from CERN that they have may have discovered the allusive “God” particle known as the Higgs Boson during a high-energy particle accelerator experiment.  Like all of you I had many questions.  What is a Higgs Boson?  What does […]

Tragic news out of Afghanistan.  Fozzie Bear, well-known comic and best friend of show biz entrepreneur Kermit the Frog was executed by the Taliban while on a good-will tour of the country. Mr. Bear was captured while doing a stand-up performance in the Shinwari district of Parwan Province, in central Afghanistan, less than a two-hour […]