“This is truly a historic day for the Green movement” declared a duly-authorized minister for the Green religion. Members of our movement have been splashing green paint on the Lincoln Memorial for 13 years.  Always this has been done in the middle of the night for fear of the patriarchy.  But now we can do […]

The other day your humble correspondent went to a minor league baseball game between the Staten Island Yankees and the single A affiliate of the Red Sox, the Lowell Spinners. The Yankees lost.  (This is 2013 after all.) Now if you have been to a sporting event recently you know that free t-shirts are distributed […]

Wolverine, the mutant with animal-like senses and enhanced physical capabilities that have allowed him to survive with the metal alloy adamantium bonded to his skeleton, has announced that he is slashing all prices at his four flower shops in the Hudson Valley. “I’m slashing everything! I’m the wolverine and when I slash, I slash!  For my […]

Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and second in line to the Presidency of the United States has gone into labor according to Buckingham Palace. As the world United States waited all major American television networks broke in with live coverage of the historic event.  Said Jeff Zucker, President of CNN: This […]

In the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict and the inflaming or racial tensions, I,  the Manhattan Infidel, have contemplated Olivia Wilde in a french maid outfit, Olivia Wilde and Taylor Swift in french maid outfits, Olivia Wilde and Taylor Swift in french maid outfits kissing each other how best to bring about racial harmony […]

In the past few weeks you no doubt have seen us in the news.  One of our former contractors, Edward Snowden, is on the run, wanted by the United States government for leaking classified documents relating to NSA hacking of computers and spying on American citizens. No doubt you are asking yourself, “What does this […]

August 28, 2015. Dear Citizen: It has come to our attention that you have recently died.  As you are no doubt aware any and all deaths now come under the purview of the Affordable Health Care Act, commonly known as “Obamacare.”  As a result of this we must ensure that your claim of death was […]

Well it was bound to happen.  The Manhattan Infidel database is now FUBAR. So I’ll be doing some serious under the hood maintenance to see if I can fix the problem.  My web host tells me the problem is with WordPress while the WordPress forums tell me that the problem is with the web service […]

Fresh off his proposed ban on 32-ounce soft drink mayor Michael Bloomberg (Statist Asshole – NY)  has proposed newer, more stringent recycling laws.  Already accustomed to separating plastic, metal and paper, New Yorkers will also have to sort food scraps and other items.  Because they can be confusing, for the benefit of my readers I […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor and privilege of interviewing the first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama herself.  I sat down with her in her hotel suite at the Shelbourne hotel in Dublin to discuss how she likes being first lady. MI: Good afternoon Mrs. Obama. MO: Are you addressing me? MI: Yes.  Mrs. […]