Once again an American high school was locked down. Once again the scourge of violence struck the heartland.  Once again cable news rushed to cover a local crime story in hopes of instructing America and getting better ratings. Alex Hribal, a 16-year old student at Franklin Regional High School in Murrysville, Pennsylvania was arrested for […]

Last night as I was reading the good book and sipping tea being thrown out of a bar for showing pictures of my penis to women it occurred to me that it has been awhile since I’ve done a horoscope here at Manhattan Infidel.  It also occurred to me that women who do not want […]

In the weeks since the disappearance of Flight 370 many theories have been formed about what happened. I have been asked to put in my two cents.  Due to a previous commitment this opium den is like home to me I have been unable to before today. I will now divide the more prevalent theories into […]

With the news that several Secret Service members were sent home for excessive drinking while on detail during President Obama’s recent trip to Belgium, attention has once again focused on the corporate culture inside the organization.  As a member of the MSM with an unswerving commitment to the truth I enjoy lying I used my […]

  In perhaps the greatest example of Christian forbearance and humility, Pope Francis, leader of the world’s Roman Catholics, met today with an idiot. The idiot from the United States arrived at the Vatican accompanied by fifty vehicles and heavily-armed security guards for his private meeting. “America is a great country” said Francis. What other […]

Living in a republic as we do I’m sure one thing all Americans miss is the sheer joy of showing deference to a royal family.  The proprieties at all times, so to speak. But not to fear serfs of America! We have the Obamas! For Michelle Obama and her mother are doing their best to […]

Designer L’Wren Scott, companion of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger was found dead in her New York City apartment.  Scott’s assistant found the designer hanging from a door knob with a scarf, a stylish and witty scarf, around her neck. On a stylishly placed coffee table was a suicide note that said in part: Oh […]

Famed wooden actor Pinocchio has responded to rumors of possible plastic surgery by announcing he did have “slight work” done on his nose and that the procedure went “horribly wrong” and has “negatively impacted” his life. According to papers filed with the Second District Court in Brooklyn, Pinocchio is asking for 20 million in damages […]

After first denying a German family asylum the Supreme Court today reversed itself and immediately granted asylum to the same family after discovering that the German family in question was part Hispanic. Ewe and Hannelore Romeike, immigrants from southwest Germany came to the U.S. in 2008 because they wanted to home-school their children.  Under German law […]

Hello American: You are receiving this letter because you have been identified as having incorrect sentiments. According to your email and internet history you have expressed displeasure with the Federal government. While as an American you may be used to a certain degree of so-called free speech, your sentiments have proven that you are a […]