Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I often find myself worrying about my readers.  It is a dangerous world out there and bad things happen.  And I don’t mean just the bad things that happen involving Charlie Sheen, cocaine, questionable hair plugs and a trannie hooker. I care about the well-being and safety […]

The White House was put on lockdown after a toddler squeezed through the security gate and ran onto the North Lawn. “We saw unauthorized movement on the North Lawn” said a Secret Service agent. We had a brief moment of panic because we didn’t know the identity of the transgressor.  Was it a teabagger?  What […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my distinct honor and privilege to interview one of the greatest minds of our generation:  noted physicist Stephen Hawking. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Hawking. SH: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel, or should I call you Manhattan nonbeliever in the deity? MI: Actually that’s not why I chose the name Infidel.  But onto my […]

Being a time traveler, as I assume most bloggers are, I sat down with some representatives from the mainstream media and popular culture in the year 2019 to discuss the impact of former President Obama’s “post” Presidency, which lasted roughly from his unofficial abdication in late 2013 until January 20, 2017.  Joining me in the […]

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters™ of Manhattan Infidel we are taking a break from the depressing world of politics to recharge our batteries.  And what better way to do that than to present yet another horoscope. Horoscope valid in continental United States only.  Do not read horoscope if you are taking nitrates for chest pain […]

ISIS continued its reign of terror through the heartland of Iraq today when a bag of Hebrew National Franks was captured and beheaded in front of cheering militia. “Today the Zionist pig meat by-product will feel the power of the prophet” declared an ISIS member holding a sword. For too long we have let the […]

Mark A., bassist for the Bay City Rollers cover band “If It’s Not Scottish It’s Crap” has announced on his twitter feed that he has obtained a groupie. “It’s true.  I couldn’t be happier. Me with a groupie!” said the tweet, published at 8:27 pm local time. Mark A. then went on to describe how […]

“A hit, a very palpable hit” ~ Osric, Hamlet Act V scene II Yankee tradition.  Yankee honor.  Yankee dominance.  Well, that’s what the Yankees used to stand for.  But this is 2014 and the Yankees suck more than Clay Aiken during Fleet Week. The Yankees having won the first two of a three game series […]

Completing my series of posts designed to edify my readers by giving them knowledge that they can use in the fundamentally transformed America I now present:  Social studies! Because without social studies one has to spend more time in gym class.  And I wasn’t good in gym.  In fact I used to be chosen after […]

Continuing with my series designed to educate my readers I now present American history: history that is living, breathing, non-judgmental, inclusive and progressive. P.S. All these questions are taken from a common core textbook. George Washington crossed an icy Delaware River because It was a last-ditch attempt to keep the colonial army together and defeat […]