Continuing with my series designed to educate my readers I now present American history: history that is living, breathing, non-judgmental, inclusive and progressive.
P.S. All these questions are taken from a common core textbook.
- George Washington crossed an icy Delaware River because
- It was a last-ditch attempt to keep the colonial army together and defeat the enemy.
- Being a white male of northern European he had an insatiable desire to kill.
- He wanted to throw poor people of color off their land so he could claim it.
- He heard a rumor that peoples of color lived in Trenton and he wanted to shoot them.
- Yes I know they were Hessians but Hessians were the Hispanics of their day: Loud, filthy, drunk, didn’t speak English and hated by Republicans.
- Why was the Delaware River icebound?
- It was winter.
Global warming.- Climate change.
- For Christ’s sake think about the polar bears.
- The ice was the tears of those loyal to the British crown (Will and Kate are so sexy!)
- The colonists were angry at the British because
- They felt their taxes were too high.
- Damn teabaggers!
- I mean seriously. They should have been proud to be part of the British crown (Will and Kate are so sexy!)
- The British liked the Indians, and the colonists, being racist, hated the Indians and wanted to kill them all.
- Teabaggers. Racism. Racist teabaggers who felt their taxes were too high.
- Why did the British lose the Revolutionary War?
- The French sided with the colonists.
- The British being civilized (Will and Kate are so sexy!) were no match for the guerrilla tactics of the racist colonists.
Global warmingClimate change.- I mean you try winning a war when the climate is changing. It isn’t easy. If only the colonists respected Mother Earth.
- The racist colonists loved war and were ruthless killers of the civilized (Will and Kate are so sexy!) British.
- After the siege of Yorktown Benjamin Franklin and John Adams traveled to Paris to
- Negotiate a fair and just peace
- Drink and whore (preferably with black women)
- Trick the British (Will and Kate are so sexy) into giving up the colonies.
- Drink and whore (preferably with transsexuals)
- 2, 3, and 4.
Please send all your answers to webmaster@manhattaninfidel.com. I will tally up the scores and those found to be sufficiently non-progressive will be forever banned from reading my living, breathing, non-judgmental, inclusive and progressive blog.
(700)
“… non-progressive will be forever banned from reading my living, breathing, non-judgmental, inclusive and progressive blog.”
I envoke my 5th Amendment rights!
There are no rights in the socialist worker’s paradise comrade. All is for the collective.