A society is known by its heroes. Personally my hero is the stripper I met last night who gave me a lap dance at a discount.  But lately it seems our society has anointed a lion named Cecil as its hero. But is Cecil worth our adoration. I decided to find out for myself and […]

With Boston pulling out as a candidate to host the 2024 summer Olympics the honor of hosting the event has fallen upon the City of Detroit. With Detroit’s mayor Mike Duggan by his side, the International Olympic Committee president Thomas Bach explained the organization’s decision. “The IOC has always stood for one thing” said Bach. […]

Planned Parenthood has opened up a flagship restaurant in New York City that it hopes will be the first of many for the organization. “This is a great day for our organization.  This is a great day for women” declared the organization’s president, Cecile Richards. Our organization has provided reproductive health services for women for […]

Once again the scourge of gun violence has stricken America. The nation reeled after an attack at a military recruiting station in Chattanooga, Tennessee left five dead. Having had a couple days to reflect upon the events and not wishing to engage in a rush to judgment I now present the Chattanooga Shooting Motives Template.™ […]

With the increasing number of public figures identifying as gay, coupled with the Supreme Court’s decision that gay marriage is legal throughout the United States, a growing number of scientists have started expressing concerns that “peak gayness” will be achieved much earlier than expected, perhaps as early as 2017. “This has tremendous ramifications” said one […]

Controversial actor John Schneider, best known for The Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville, has been banned.  Not only has Schneider been banned but any mention of Schneider, indeed the very spelling of his name in news articles has been banned.  As such for the rest of this article whenever I mention this hated man’s name […]

The National Organization for Women announced today that it is giving its annual “Profiles in Courage” award to the Islamic group ISIS. “Many are surprised by this” said NOW’s president Terry O’Neill. After all, what would an American organization devoted to equality for women have anything to do with a group from the middle east […]

Dateline 2348 B.C.  Ye Olde New York Times We here at Ye Olde New York Times wish to comment on the recent flooding of the Euphrates River valley and in particular the actions of one Noah. As everyone is aware flooding has killed thousands and destroyed the livelihood of many more. Yet one man has […]

Note:  The following document was unearthed during research by me and is currently housed at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™  Those wishing to inspect the original document to verify its authenticity send me money.  Lots of it. To His Excellency Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President of the United States of America Dear Sir: I am […]

The campaign to remove the statue of the priest had been in high gear for awhile now. “This statue is offensive in so many ways” said the student director of the Committee for Racial, Gender and Sexual Sensitivity. It represents patriarchy at its worst.  It shows a white male of northern European origin “priestsplaining” to […]